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GORGON GONE GONE ZOLA FOOT CREAM 80G39I love you with the ferocity of an exploding thousand megaton nucluer bomb39. 39your eyes are like deep pools I could jump naked into and save you from drowning39. 39You are my rock, my pebble, my grain of sand on the beach of life where I dream of £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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HELP THE PAW HAND CREAM 80GDo you never have to lift a finger to do anything have your hands never been in a washing up bowl do you never shake hands with anyone unless yoursquore wearing white gloves in short,are you HRH the queen of England If you are, wersquod just like to £3.00 ∴ More Information |
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THE BENDER MENDER X 6 DOSESWhen you39ve had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the 39bender mender39. it has been Invented by a widely regarded russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the russian nav £3.00 ∴ More Information |
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THE SLEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH 250ML HAIR CONDITIONER39We could have called our new, all natural mint, lavender and mallow shampoo something like 39sleek and shiny39. it would have done exactly what it said on the bottle, but boy! it would have been boring and frankly it wouldn39t have entertained the £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON ME HAND WASH 250ML39No more will you find yourself saying 39get your filthy hands off me39. more like it, will be 39get your spotlessly clean hands off me39. because at anatomicals, the brand that only wants you for your body, we have now turned our attention to those £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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YOUNG FREE Amp TINGLE HEAD SHAMPOO 250MLUnhappily wed to your shampoo perhaps its time to split not of the ends variety to start a relationship with this ultra mint shampoo. It will have your luscious locks bouncing up and down like a pair of 42DD39s. £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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WAKE UP SHOWER GEL 250MLForget bars, clubs, and street corners hookers and hustlers aside...there is only one place to get picked up communal showers or your own bathroom, This shower gel will jolt you back to life at any time of day. £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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COULD WE BE MORE PACIFIC BATH GEL 250ML39In tests, 8 out of 10 mermaids said they preferred wallowing in our seaweed bath gel than they did the actual sea. So next time your browsing our products, don39t feel surprised if you fee a fish tail brush up against your leg39 £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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SHOWER TO THE PEOPLE 250MLWhen you39ve finally gotten out of bed, here39s a shower gel that definitely won39t have you wanting to get back into it. In fact, this particular cosmic cleanser will be more shocking than opening your bank statement in the morning. 39Jeez, who the £3.50 ∴ More Information |
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SEVEN DEADLY SKINS BODY SCRUB 200MLThe 7 deadly skins 1 Rough 2 Dry 3 Flaky 4 Dull 5 Spotty 6 Sluggish 7 Scaly Use this incredible body scrub, otherwise you and your epidermis are destined for hell! £3.50 ∴ More Information |